Gary Bernhardt on Programmer Jokes | SCNA 2013

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Gary Bernhardt shares classic programmer jokes on stage while waiting during SCNA 2013.
The Guest

Gary Bernhardt

Destroy All Software, SCNA Speaker

The Conversation

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and get a loaf of bread.
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And if they have eggs,
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get a dozen.
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You don't even need the punch line.
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And so the programmer gets home with...
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One more.
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It takes me a while to remember all four of them.
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None of them are any good, though.
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That was the best.
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The difference between an introverted programmer and an extroverted programmer.
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Extroverted looks at your shoes when he pops teeth.
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That's two of them.
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This may be all I remember.
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Anybody else know any other programmer jokes?
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What's the difference between a professional programmer and a large pizza?
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A large pizza can beat a family of four.
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Anybody else?
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How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
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That's a hardware problem.
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There are 10 times the people in the world.
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Those that don't say binary.
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And those that don't.
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That's four. That's four. That's all I'm required to know.
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Thank you.